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Just gonna leave this here https://t.co/iv5zg8EYpG
FYI there
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@ahidalgosre @SLOconf Simpsons Against DevOps presents: the visual guide to customer pain during a large burn event. https://t.co/7crXcJr167
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@ahidalgosre @SLOconf I choo-choo-choose you.
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@norootcause Don’t yuck my yum.
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@ahidalgosre I appreciate the fuck out of this
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@freitag @karenmcgrane Season 3, Episode 12 - I Married Marge (a banger)
I only just found out about the hexagons so this is a bit late to the party https://t.co/aXexCHhBsa
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When your colleague goes on leave and you experience a glimpse of their workload 🤯 https://t.co/J4G9HYbmkA
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Who are y’all siding with?
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@ahidalgosre I choo-choo-choose you!
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@ahidalgosre Love your work!
Frasier Against DevOps https://t.co/fiX7AsezsA
Wordle 999 13/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬜🟨🟨⬛⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟧🟧🟨 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨 🟨🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 https://t.co/zAwQXAIYBJ
Fantastic read on web3 🤯 https://t.co/ea3U3Vns4Z
We love overhearing worrying conversations on a Friday 🔥 https://t.co/xvEfQQKyDR
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@TonyOnTheTweetr @da_667 Sending hugs your way 🤗
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@TonyOnTheTweetr @da_667 Sending love ♥️ that sucks to hear :(
Love me some multi-day incidents https://t.co/9wJ037V1sY
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Your work isn’t done until it’s working in prod 👀 https://t.co/dTo0ABcN38
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@killedbygoogle ATEM EHT NIOJ
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@editingemily @martinwoodward This was so much fun to watch! 😍
20k club, baby! https://t.co/9RT2PDvHFt
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@QuinnyPig I love it but I hate the taste
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@killedbygoogle @Mat__Savage @mattstratton Two independent thought alarms in a day 🤔 The shitposters are overstimulated. Willie, remove all DNS jokes from the Twitter feed.
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@Mat__Savage @mattstratton @mattstratton IS SimpsonsOps
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@ThebloodyLRnut DOCKER DESKTOP GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Feeling some Big Frank Grimes Energy right now https://t.co/6WAk80BqXG
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@vtimd @ahidalgosre @QuinnyPig I keep forgetting 😅
What
Get @ahidalgosre to the top of this thread and I
Get @ahidalgosre to the top of this thread and I
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@ahidalgosre @QuinnyPig This deserves to win
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@QuinnyPig The more AWS money I save, the more money I have leftover to pay for custom metrics 😭
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@BarrosGuy I said wrong answers!
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@alonsomitza This is too real
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@opulentbastard Low priority incident action item
What is observability? Wrong answers only
This is some serious gourmet shitposting https://t.co/SxzZQBk2MT
My fall plans: The delta variant:
https://t.co/RbRSiwu4DG https://t.co/gM1QgkBLsD
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Yeah, okay. https://t.co/yOIAwg7Cj1
Me after 7 weeks of lockdown and on-call https://t.co/sI5J0m0Dhg
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I forgot a word 😅
Time to sleep like baby https://t.co/dhOkEqBBA0
Time to sleep like baby https://t.co/dhOkEqBBA0
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Damn devs deploying on my shiny new infra 😔 https://t.co/B64JCvm4eI
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Why bother tackling organizational issues when you can throw a new thing to deploy onto at your devs?
When someone starts telling you to deploy less often, run away! Run as far as you can! https://t.co/bJdYE1MgZh
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Fuck me, I really needed a break from the Simpsons for a while there.
Roll your own auth, they said. It
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@Dixie3Flatline Shoutout to Polnareff*
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@mattstratton Wrong account, Matty
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@PolyworkHQ WHO MADE THIS?! https://t.co/ZjSd5dx7dL
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@killedbygoogle Look at me. I
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It was the best of code, it was the blurst of code. https://t.co/47LU8SbDp4
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@vtimd @mattstratton We love you too ♥️
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@ramblingenzyme ap-southeast-2 by 2023
Tech CEOs everywhere are trembling in their boots. It
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@tfstaub @John_Capobianco Kill it with fire. That is all.
Put it in H. https://t.co/KzyC4PSTS4
The empathy you feel when you
Sorry HBO, I had to do it. https://t.co/o5rwxNaAsF https://t.co/UUMSQUmZzt
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@davecheney Season 1 was good, but the DNS villain in season 2 just felt overdone
That
Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do is start a meme account early in their careers. https://t.co/Om371rl0lO
#hugops Fastly ♥️
Y
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The fuck is this?
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@editingemily a big box surrounding all of those labelled "shitposting
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@PrincessPeachey delet this
This crossover 😩💦 https://t.co/JoKOQxxBVy
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@QuinnyPig Oh no, what have you unleashed upon us, Twitter.
Boutta feel my wrath
When people see you dealing with an incident and ask you about project work
When people see you dealing with an incident and ask you about project work
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@davecheney "pre-approved" change requests 🙄
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Might want to turn your sound up for this one today 🔉 https://t.co/92IH5BYxvG
This port-mortem is gonna be bussin
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@slace You and the NBN seem suspiciously close 🤔
Yeah nice 😍 https://t.co/rVp5GnlDXq
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@slace Just try and stop me https://t.co/f2ecxF32E2
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@davecheney Is there any other reason to attend a conference? 😏
Devrels, I still love you all ♥️
DevRel is just travelling and confs, right? 😛 https://t.co/iZcNIdxQH1
DevRel is just travelling and confs, right? 😛 https://t.co/iZcNIdxQH1
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@pczarkowski Now do classical bash https://t.co/DOsxqbE6qr
It
TFW my butt unclenches for the first time in a week after I get my notification that my on-call shift has ended 😍
Name one thing about your job that feels better than sex. I
Name one thing about your job that feels better than sex. I
Monorepos are great. Change my mind. https://t.co/WyAXJQefI6
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@davecheney Hire some "DevOps engineers" and call it a day
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@wadu_aio @FzlipeAIO @_arifali_ @saucesteals CODING MEME!
Another day, another bug caused by type: any
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@juliancday @Withane_Lindsey @kylekorth What are your thoughts on git flow?
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@davecheney Quitting my job to shitpost full time
Why are you still using Git Flow in 2021? Wrong answers only. https://t.co/uR4EGwfmgQ
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@davecheney Muy caliente https://t.co/76VTmLrD0t
You
A bit late to the Basecamp thing.
A bit late to the Basecamp thing.
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@QuinnyPig Same, but for other reasons
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The big takeaway from today is that you either die a Simpsons Season 1-9, or stick around tech long enough to see yourself become Simpsons Season 30.
this is art https://t.co/u2O2HD2RKd
I look forward to the seeing battlefield that will be the comments on this post https://t.co/DcTn2LRzoa
Why would I pay for you to manage this when I can just hire a whole team of engineers to do it instead? https://t.co/epULX2fDyO
Why would I pay for you to manage this when I can just hire a whole team of engineers to do it instead? https://t.co/epULX2fDyO
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@_I_Code Just your plain old video editor with motion tracking support
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@supershabam You might be the best follower yet ♥️
No cap, open source maintainers are the real MVPs ♥️ https://t.co/0RIUPSx6h0
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The D in CI/CD stands for demotivation.
Okay, @killedbygoogle. Read me a bedtime story" https://t.co/dhX92ntqth
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@Mat__Savage @killedbygoogle @IanColdwater I have a death wish
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@killedbygoogle "key-you-boourns-etes
I
That wasn
People going through my PRs https://t.co/JIxQuJ672k
hey isn
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@0merxx Oh vim has a mind reading feature for figuring out what level you want to insert an object at?
F
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@colourmeamused_ @davecheney Paste last child element 👀
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@davecheney Let me have my fun, Dave
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@granthyarbrough Worth it for the hugs
Verifications are lame anyway.
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@killedbygoogle @IanColdwater I said sell instead of just give away 🤦♀️
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@killedbygoogle If this account actually got verified I
It
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Oracle
Saturday: I
To all the followers we lost out of confusion over April fools, I can only say one word: worth
Psh, "Action": "*", "Resource": "*
you were sold a lie
What’s that you say? You want just regular memes today?
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@MonkeySalad You make a very good point, fixed it for y
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@JPinTech @IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline That is the most satisfying Conair gif I
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@mattstratton Fixed the cover photo
#NewCoverPhoto
@bdimcheff @IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline Something something eventual consistency
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@MonkeySalad @IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline Good point
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@bdimcheff @IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline Yours is pretty amazing too!
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED YOU ARE NOT A TRUE STAN https://t.co/GIaeuNbFNK
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@IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline 💜💜💜💜💜
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@itisfordinner @IanColdwater @Dixie3Flatline Almost powerful enough to get verified! Almost.
They bring much joy to the nice humans in tech
Tell us your favorite thing about @IanColdwater and @Dixie3Flatline fellow stans 😳
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Tell us your favorite thing about @IanColdwater and @Dixie3Flatline fellow stans 😳
@Dixie3Flatline @IanColdwater This new account is poggers.
Yeah nice.
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We thought about it long and hard, and decided the world is too surreal to bother posting any April Fool
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@killedbygoogle @ecachette All of the dystopian content I consumed never prepared me for this
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@javavvitch @ReinH I did it and it changed my life, would recommend
On my way to see just how low the bar is when you say your app is "production ready" https://t.co/8k9xwrP68r
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@Mistcrafter SAFe annoys everyone
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@QuinnyPig Which novelty tech account is your favourite, and why is it @SimpsonsOps?
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@iamgregganz multi-cloud mesh?
When the seniors at work start getting bored and over-architect everything https://t.co/fcezZTF5ss
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@derekfulmer DevOps for fishing nets
@derekfulmer What the heck is a netdevops
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@derekfulmer What the heck is a netdevops
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@poiThePoi YES, A MILLION TIMES YES
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@QuinnyPig ah, you mean If statements
Which buzzword annoys you the most? I
Anyone else look at their EC2 count sometimes and yell out "what are you doing step scale?!" Just me? Ok.
ⁿᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿ
love getting my 20th email of the week about a new log management service 🙃
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@ellenkorbes Is it also a hot anime villain thing?
They both run on thoughts and prayers 🙏
Stan Tim Every Monday https://t.co/ygb1JvIKWy
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, no selfies. https://t.co/BJdXbzRNnh https://t.co/UNvPtPtOl2
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Simpsons Tech Exclusive Memes https://t.co/Fywcatcuqq
If your in-house app is stopping you from delivering value, maybe you need one of the many amazing SaaS products out there? https://t.co/6QZbQMTa40
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@beardedpackets He rejoined the FSF. https://t.co/iUgfHBPM5k
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Some things are as hard to get rid of as an image of someone eating something from their foot.
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@QuinnyPig The caption feature is very janky, but at least it
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@ChloeCondon @rothgar Techtok needs more awesome creators like you
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@teeth_png Orange crab - Rustacean (not actually the Rust logo) Green power button logo - Spring Boot (Java) I made sure to list them out in the alt text too
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@neil_h_watson The deployment window is Tuesdays and Thursdays after 10pm to not affect any users 👀
At least we have good deployment practices now, right? 😳
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@davecheney Always roll forward
kubectl fuckfuckfuckgoback https://t.co/oirgVy7H1l
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Haven
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@_nitz Petition to abolish time 📋
What is SRE?
https://t.co/X8TNRgBUcZ https://t.co/IVv01rVkLB
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@AWS_Snarkitect Ban the teams proposing backlog work!
We want you to hack this project out in a couple of days, but the project which will win is the one where the team obviously cheated and worked on for months
The best hack week projects are the ones that were started 6 months beforehand
The best hack week projects are the ones that were started 6 months beforehand
All of my mutuals ❤️ https://t.co/7hnw3vrLPq
*Kube logo breaks down the wall* "OHHH YEAHHHHHH
When that bug is fixed but you didn
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@_ediri Had this meme backlogged so I
Watch this space 👀 https://t.co/eSMsBtQwn7
The number of the beast 🤘
I
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@Ralithune Simpsons DevOps Twitch 🤝 🤝 Simps Pretty niche
My favourite and most wholesome conf is coming back! 🥳 You probably have an awesome talk you
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@mipsytipsy Anyone here good with memes?
Instructions unclear, deleted prod. https://t.co/vxLiEtco5u
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@ahidalgosre Yeah not bad, mate. You doing alright?
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@claysayer Clayton, do you secretly run this account?
It
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@aragost @TartanLlama Holy shit
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@xrayattack WHAT! Who has those?!
nice.
👀I may have preordered. https://t.co/4CWcvAUxX3
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@bdimcheff @TheKaterTot @IanColdwater Best brand
I
What kind of things do you want to see at your ideal post-COVID conf? https://t.co/MC32IXVeFQ
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@martinwoodward @damovisa OMG!
Bring back the @devopsdaysChi Yak!
What kind of things do you want to see at your ideal post-COVID conf? https://t.co/MC32IXVeFQ
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@martinwoodward HAS SOMEONE DONE A PETTING ZOO BEFORE?!
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@itisfordinner Oh yes! I miss this.
Willing to fly @TheKaterTot to an Aussie conf for this https://t.co/bq30XeCAgt
What kind of things do you want to see at your ideal post-COVID conf? https://t.co/MC32IXVeFQ
What kind of things do you want to see at your ideal post-COVID conf? https://t.co/MC32IXVeFQ
Every conference needs this! https://t.co/bq30XekZoV
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@austinlparker @mattstratton Do you miss wrangling sponsors?
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@richburroughs @IanColdwater Hugs please!
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@IanColdwater Whoever is organizing the first post-COVID conf is going to have their work cut out for them
Ok, so who has the best free swag?
🤞we get to go to conferences again soon
🤞we get to go to conferences again soon
forbidden candy https://t.co/fpSqdvUDmn
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@TartanLlama pls and thank you
@rikedski is being a weeb again https://t.co/2nwuhaRddm
@rich is being a weeb again https://t.co/2nwuhaRddm
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@richburroughs @ahidalgosre Agreed.
@davecheney do you know of any good k8s ingresses? 😏
When your org is trying to figure out microservices, but your DevOps person is too busy playing around with shiny things 😭 https://t.co/32KoAD2fea
When your org is trying to figure out microservices, but your DevOps person is too busy playing around with shiny things 😭 https://t.co/32KoAD2fea
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@davecheney This also looks like my last post mortem
Petition to abolish averages 📈 https://t.co/uPINZBNK0Z
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@slace I have failed as a shitposter. *hands over password*
🎵 who controls the CFPs? who lets software vendors do as they please? We do, we do!🎵 https://t.co/XYTI7hXijg
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@mattstratton @pczarkowski They hate us cause they ain
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@justinrwlynn This is me when someone tells me tech twitter is dying
I accidentally mixed up English spelling and American (incorrect spelling) in this🤦♀️
2021 is the year of conspiracy theories about why my CFP submission was rejected https://t.co/AFmqBhFtt3
2021 is the year of conspiracy theories about why my CFP submission was rejected https://t.co/AFmqBhFtt3
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Oh the second sentence is meant to read "An instances was started.." oops 👀
while true { An instance was taken out of service in response to an EC2 health check indicating it has been terminated or stopped. An instance was taken out of service in response to a difference between desired and actual capacity. } https://t.co/543IeDP3aJ
Mesmerising
while true { An instance was taken out of service in response to an EC2 health check indicating it has been terminated or stopped. An instance was taken out of service in response to a difference between desired and actual capacity. } https://t.co/543IeDP3aJ
while true { An instance was taken out of service in response to an EC2 health check indicating it has been terminated or stopped. An instance was taken out of service in response to a difference between desired and actual capacity. } https://t.co/543IeDP3aJ
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@davecheney When all else fails, blame the intern
At least security give a shit about our users ♥️ https://t.co/RGGaYj3yM0
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@andrevsworld GET YOUR HAND OFF MY MICROSERVICE
Ah, I see you know your sudo well.
What is the charge? Enjoying your services? Your succulent AWS services? THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST https://t.co/2wWHVtjyJ5
What is the charge? Enjoying your services? Your succulent AWS services? THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST https://t.co/2wWHVtjyJ5
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🤔
Subscribe to my OnlyFans if you
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@kes $100 for used private keys
Watch me rimraff * on this node. That
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@VodBox_IO Renaming the account to "Sensible Chuckles Against DevOps" https://t.co/zPWVbpx8Zl
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@killedbygoogle inb4 someone from Google sends you 20 BTC
Not like anyone laughs at these memes anyway
one laugh, one pay
one laugh, one pay
Can
Can
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@sapface Just tag me next ti- oh wait nvm
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@LeeRoyKing13 @kire317 Can confirm, I use this roughly 8537 times a day
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@19emtuck @IanColdwater This is the extent of my opsec
echo "pls don
When someone runs history On a machine I recently SSH
When someone runs history On a machine I recently SSH
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How I imagine recruiter meetings go
DNS @ your infra: aww that
Delete this https://t.co/QVQbUbs9bE
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@mononcqc Thanks for volunteering, Fred
The difference between breaking shit for fun and chaos engineering is measuring the output.
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@neil_h_watson Full snack developer
Might start reposting our earlier stuff every now and then for all of the new followers who may have missed it https://t.co/sUjV2avfwp
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@PrincessPeachey This one
After a few years of on-call you develop a good signal-to-noise filter https://t.co/W08nlJ48LF
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@lucaswiman @rbrt26024370 @serxxx I thought it was a funny meme 🤗
Debugging prod when you have NFI what you
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@QuinnyPig @awscloud I just got "Separate Ways" by Journey out of my head too. Oh well. This slaps though
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@philipkirkland_ Good old JWIN
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@ChrisSylcox Would you say this is ideal?
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@poiThePoi 💯to having break-glass access
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@krzyzanowskim @heathborders No jokes here, we only post the truth 👀
Serious question: do any of y
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@thebratzangel I simp for moleman
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@ahidalgosre You bet! As long as we stay 6ft apart at all times
Can we start a thread of disgustingly beautiful DevOps Valentine
Happy Valentine
Happy Valentine
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@annerajb I believe that at any point in time there is a >= 13.5% chance that you
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@landownunda Apparently if you ship your logs in a trace it
Oh you said go to bed! I thought you said go to bread. https://t.co/s4eJqcefvf https://t.co/AUDhKjfcMJ
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It works 99.9% of times though
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@guhou @ctrlshifti @broegge Tbh same
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@tmclaughbos @petecheslock Oh my, that
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@tmclaughbos @petecheslock Send marbling pics
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@broegge @ctrlshifti @ctrlshifti would be awesome!
I
Big if true
We did it!
We did it!
Actually wait, unfollowing 332 people is also an option 🤔 so many choices
I just realised we need to follow 19 more people, pls give suggestions 🙏
I just realised we need to follow 19 more people, pls give suggestions 🙏
Getting followed by @ZastavaYugo and being reminded of old country https://t.co/twxM23LK6v
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This is high praise 🙏 Thank you @QuinnyPig! https://t.co/HEEmY4vu3q
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@QuinnyPig @film_girl @killedbygoogle We had a really nice chat on this topic on your podcast too! 🥰
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@ellenkorbes @bdimcheff @t_mart333 Even Matt Groening gave up on content creation for that show
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@mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline Whoa that
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@bdimcheff @honk_bot @IanColdwater @renehr9102 Shit got dark real quick.
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@endingwithali @xoMiaMoore I am definitely ok with this
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@ahidalgosre Is Mr. Freely there? First initials I.P. https://t.co/ej4TW3Tdt2
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@developerjack @film_girl @QuinnyPig @slace https://t.co/5MveHUvIfs
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@film_girl @developerjack @QuinnyPig @slace Did you just volunteer to take over the account @film_girl ?
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@mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline Simpsons Against Cast Iron Maintenance
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@lhochstein @jpaulreed @lhochstein and @jpaulreed the ultimate dream team! 😍
This is art https://t.co/kiHZZGtzJ3
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@ahidalgosre @rikedski @_jsimonovski Savage.
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@ahidalgosre @rikedski @_jsimonovski Burn rate on your friend budget isn
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@IanColdwater @renehr9102 You don
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@rikedski @_jsimonovski No way, @_jsimonovski is a fuckhead
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@vtimd @QuinnyPig I was going to say @vtimd but yeah if you want to give it away to Corey that
At 20k followers we
Austin writes a very good book. Not only is he smart and handsome, but he
We
Get in loser, we
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@ahidalgosre I would say slow cooking is required for stews, but there are plenty of slow cooked curries. (I wish my keyboard would stop trying to autocorrect to furries)
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@punkdata @gitlab @TheKaterTot @TheKaterTot is awesome!
Whaaaat! No way @nicolefv, you
Dammit. https://t.co/EG57rBOmTt
Gonna have to agree with you here https://t.co/Awy6BJm0mD
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@ahidalgosre Thank you kindly
Hello friends 👋 Rich and I have been super busy with work stuff lately, but we
Y
Explain what this week at work was like for you in one Simpsons gif - I
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@ElNachoSH are you sure you wan- Y but this will dele- Y ok fine but just know th- Y
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@eanakashima I would have expected this with your series 🐝! Congrats btw 😄 https://t.co/reiavHstSg
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Explain what this week at work was like for you in one Simpsons gif - I
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@dalziel @AuntyDonnaBoys "Devs are on call and it makes me chuffed, we
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@Dan_Morrison @richstokes @AuntyDonnaBoys "you even had the perl script. I put that there as a joke
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@sheldon_hull @richstokes @AuntyDonnaBoys Powershell is good too! We don
Check out @slace building a streamdeck plugin! https://t.co/kroMEjTF4g
Unless the root cause is capitalism
If that cup is a bash script, then my bum is a bash script
So good ♥️🤯 https://t.co/oUhtbwN0Ma
So good ♥️🤯 https://t.co/oUhtbwN0Ma
I would suggest @AuntyDonnaBoys Against DevOps but that
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@vtimd Deploying to prod from my local machine https://t.co/N0a3r2kWrA
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Also yes I know this isn
When someone tells me that swearing is "unprofessional" https://t.co/7hME3pfXj0
When someone tells me that swearing is "unprofessional" https://t.co/7hME3pfXj0
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Poor GCP :( I heard it took its anger out on Stadia after this https://t.co/yQdcfCKshV
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@theworstdev Heyyyy VSauce Michael here. Does anyone really know what they
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@mattstratton Doing it for mechs is Evangelion
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@IanColdwater @DIDevOps Can confirm. The format and the talks were all fantastic! @austinlparker has truly brought us something wholesome and wonderful ❤️
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@audioheavymusic @QuinnyPig the Last Costbender
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@davecheney "works" is a bit generous, don
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@vtimd You can thank me later
I guess Twitch Bits are already a type of SimpCoin
There goes my idea for SimpCoin https://t.co/n6jxzEzEtA
There goes my idea for SimpCoin https://t.co/n6jxzEzEtA
https://t.co/6tvsawdhg3 https://t.co/P4IXyEKEO6
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Oop, new architect - you know what time it is.
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@javavvitch @theworstdev There are a few people I could tag who were pretty horny on main yesterday, cough cough @pczarkowski
Doge
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@wichsp @olearycrew If you throw enough shit at the wall, something eventually sticks
I did it! I deployed my cowsay container to prod! https://t.co/MoB42XoN0X
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baseball bat
Come to think of it, Spongebob Against Devops would be pretty good too
today is a day of self-reflection https://t.co/l5Ffu9Y7Al
today is a day of self-reflection https://t.co/l5Ffu9Y7Al
Follow @rothgar for some really awesome content like posting pictures of egg yolks and pretending they
This was such a fun stream! Everyone was super funny, and smart, and charismatic, and cool. Worth checking out when the VOD is out if you didn
Thank you Matty UwU https://t.co/WRT66KjhHw https://t.co/ULnwTCltPY
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Uptime != Reliability
https://t.co/xhICk516PA https://t.co/cug4q4Zwuq
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Press F for everyone who has/had this manager
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@killedbygoogle delet this
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@pczarkowski @DivineOps @mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline I prefer Inghams
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@pczarkowski @DivineOps @mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline Well my mum
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@garethgreenaway @pczarkowski @mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline @DivineOps Get in Banana Breads, we
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@mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline @DivineOps Petition signed 🖋
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@Dixie3Flatline @javavvitch @DivineOps Turkish delight with walnuts is bliss
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@Dixie3Flatline @DivineOps BANANA BREAD TOO?! 😭
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@ctrl_alt_kaveet Poor Plank must be so offended
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@vtimd CAB members no doubt wash their cast iron in the dishwasher
Every now and then I get flashbacks to enterprise software development
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@apparentorder @dtraub I am honoured but also have to refer you to https://t.co/vZ4VAvovCy
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@RyChannel @garyrogers I tend to use // for Golang and Rust
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@vtimd This was meant to be a DM to you, but I accidentally tweeted it :(
Narrator: They did not.
Architecture influenced by Dante
Zen and the Art of Cast Iron Maintenance. https://t.co/zNZ0d2K6XZ
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@vtimd @QuinnyPig Stop enabling him, Tim!
@killedbygoogle Also, yes I do realise how childish I am thank you very much.
@killedbygoogle I really wanted to like this, but I couldn
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@killedbygoogle I really wanted to like this, but I couldn
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@ahidalgosre @Dixie3Flatline *CHAIRS ERUPT, AUDIENCE IS THROWN*
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@ahidalgosre *breaks out into applause*
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@ahidalgosre *slightly faster clap*
That thing. It haunts me.
BREAKING Biden just signed an executive order that bans the "tell me that you
Implementing Service Level Objectives https://t.co/x2V3SsUK50
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@thos_jones @isaach Yaml is an impeachable offence
Oh no.
This is how I imagine Elastic sees AWS https://t.co/BjQtei0Ixb
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I post very insightful thoughts on the current state of DevOps. Obviously. https://t.co/1DaEwhT4i8
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@vtimd @ChloeCondon Aw, stop it Tim! ♥️
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@stefanocherchi Ouch! This one hurt my soul
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@javavvitch Thank you for putting the effort into making awesome content!
Definitely @ChloeCondon 😳 https://t.co/EQvjFnqSBX
Oh this looks very cool! Definitely checking it out https://t.co/3tJYsV50md
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@__neocom__ Phew, at least you didn
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@poiThePoi That one hit too close to home
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@QuinnyPig More servers == more devops
What is the real devops? Wrong answers only.
What are these error budgets you speak of?
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@derekfulmer Gotta pad my resume somehow
We now have 4 ways of deploying your service to prod, and haven
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@xrayattack Can I still raise my hand if I don
Believe in the monkey paw. https://t.co/q1YiOQrBqd
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@KaiPMDH @mattstratton @elchefe @Dixie3Flatline @QuinnyPig @cassidoo @austinlparker @jessicaewest @IanColdwater Well deserved!
They
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@mattstratton @SilvestriCodes @elchefe @Dixie3Flatline @QuinnyPig @cassidoo @austinlparker @jessicaewest @IanColdwater https://t.co/DS9keLZOgM
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Check out this all-star cast, and also @SimpsonsOps! 😁 https://t.co/KgXW9kmeNJ
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@mattstratton @elchefe @Dixie3Flatline @QuinnyPig @cassidoo @austinlparker @jessicaewest @IanColdwater Everyone here is definitely way smarter and funnier than us, but we
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@Mat__Savage @ahidalgosre @killedbygoogle @mattstratton https://t.co/73BCQ8wEI4 The last Deserted Island DevOps was nice enough to have us as guests 😁
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@ahidalgosre @Mat__Savage @killedbygoogle Yeah, it
Person of the bottle-o said it was good, but I got it because of the Simpsons reference 😳
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@vtimd Endlessly staring into the void on the other side of the camera is starting to grow on me.
Fuck yeah, can
https://t.co/VU8QO9TZCP https://t.co/UhztO3xEnf
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That
Ooh, horoscopes from Watson https://t.co/McbDrzbvTG
Ooh, horoscopes from Watson https://t.co/McbDrzbvTG
Holy shit @SeinfeldOps https://t.co/gdomZ5Rlqn
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simps
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@iamvandathron Manager must have seen a keynote about k8s
The whipping will continue until morale improves https://t.co/orXO5pBFgz
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They should have just done multi-cloud 😏
Ok last Parler joke. Maybe. https://t.co/MgLDwSsm7F
Ok last Parler joke. Maybe. https://t.co/MgLDwSsm7F
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To be extra DevOps, you can only deploy on Tuesdays and Thursdays after 10pm to make the deployment extra safe.
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@vaultboy900 Hosting swastika pictures is expensive
Rebuild it in a week? Easy, right? https://t.co/qy1EweKJ5Y https://t.co/3XlFLZGReS
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@EmilyGorcenski This tweet wins today.
When you ask the devs how they managed to push that feature to prod so quickly.
Bye, Felicia 👋
Oh my.
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@FlorianOtel Marge is never wrong
https://t.co/lUnmTfXjx0 https://t.co/KSGo6Em7LS
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@davecheney Welcome back! Try not to make it to the 2021 main characters list
If you
my artistic interpretation for reference
She drew a lift and shift into ✨the cloud✨ https://t.co/QEig8pNUfB
She drew a lift and shift into ✨the cloud✨ https://t.co/QEig8pNUfB
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@vtimd @mattstratton @QuinnyPig @Dixie3Flatline The plot embiggens
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@crayzeigh @mattstratton A noble meme embiggens the smallest hot take
Honorary #7: Serverless has servers, but Simpsonified
1. YAML sucks, but Simpsonified 2. @mattstratton runs SimpsonsOps 3. Route53 is a database, but Simpsonified 4. K8s silver bullet hurr durr, but Simpsonified 5. DevOps was a mistake, but Simpsonified 6. Honk, but Simpsonified https://t.co/YBQpW7wdiP
I think we
1. YAML sucks, but Simpsonified 2. @mattstratton runs SimpsonsOps 3. Route53 is a database, but Simpsonified 4. K8s silver bullet hurr durr, but Simpsonified 5. DevOps was a mistake, but Simpsonified 6. Honk, but Simpsonified https://t.co/YBQpW7wdiP
1. YAML sucks, but Simpsonified 2. @mattstratton runs SimpsonsOps 3. Route53 is a database, but Simpsonified 4. K8s silver bullet hurr durr, but Simpsonified 5. DevOps was a mistake, but Simpsonified 6. Honk, but Simpsonified https://t.co/YBQpW7wdiP
Just reminding @ahidalgosre that Fat Tony sent me to pick up the goods
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@austinlparker @Dixie3Flatline I love you too ♥️
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@austinlparker @Dixie3Flatline Send ASMR consistency video
Johnny Tightlips takes blameless postmortems seriously
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@vtimd @mattstratton @crayzeigh Simpsons too
You
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@ChrisVermilion Hehe, whoops 😅
Containers did what DevOps didn
This is very good! ☭ https://t.co/3WReBpdlLM
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@vtimd @dan_illson You have great taste in whiskey too? https://t.co/2V3MX4bGoZ
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Hey friends! We
Shout out to all of our friends keeping our dumpster fires alive over the holidays ♥️ https://t.co/dZB3Io3XpH
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I would pay for a Chief Wiggum pentest just so I could read the report. https://t.co/ThOH6OcWZn
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@IanColdwater @baphometadata Also the simpsons-er it gets
ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅ ｍｅｓｈ
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@alexanderswift @AndyTechDad And automate the ops response for the automated ops response breaking
Big #hugops to all the people on-call over the holiday period https://t.co/e3wO0rlmOi
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I do feel incredibly bad for the people who crunched tirelessly to get the game out 😞
It
Sometimes I pretend that the flashing lights are just network devices nodding at each other https://t.co/zrl6n5PpSe
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We
Jojo
Tim is great and funny and smart and you should totes follow https://t.co/E3Bs6MjKpI
@glasnt with the Aussie representation! 😍 https://t.co/fq61GO2tHW
This chat got me thinking though 🤔 https://t.co/lQhkzB6Vt5 https://t.co/faBLTZL72X
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Here it is! The link is up 😊😊 thanks again @QuinnyPig it was super fun talking to you https://t.co/lQhkzB6Vt5
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@SwiftOnSecurity Ah nuts
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@mattstratton @crayzeigh Definitely calling out @crayzeigh in particular
This is the best kind of praise https://t.co/lUaX2ytn3M
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@juliancday @Withane_Lindsey Ok this is way too real, even for me
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@Withane_Lindsey @juliancday Pls don
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@gjesuscs At least it reminds me to stop gaming when it crashes for the nth time in an hour.
Apologies, friends. That typo annoyed me 😳😥
Let
Let
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@colourmeamused_ I love wombats
Let
You heard it here first, folks https://t.co/ZW6rMT2PL2
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@ahidalgosre @SREcon The only thing deeper than your sigh is the burn rate on my error budget
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@ahidalgosre @SREcon Hi dying, I am dad
Me psyching myself up at the @SREcon hallway track https://t.co/8ndjiBHC2b
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Please don
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@halderstein @QuinnyPig The podcast will come out in a few days! We
Managers trying to explain the lack of pay raises this year.
Thanks for having us @QuinnyPig! This is super exciting 😁
This is very exciting!
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@vtimd What would I do without your support, Tim? ♥️
This motion tracking shit is hard.
I couldn
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@Quinny898 @Dankmus is fantastic ❤️
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@ahidalgosre I appreciate you too ♥️
Sometimes I like to pretend that I
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What an excellent idea for a list ♥️
What an excellent idea for a list ♥️
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@RAGSdale619 So much for the golden AMI, I can
Friends don
Surprises me every time
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@abortioncookies @IanColdwater You don’t know for sure!
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@detiber @tsmatwork @MitchPommers @IanColdwater That beard is majestic 🤩
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@mattstratton @ataner Give the people what they want @mattstratton
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Verify @IanColdwater kthx
#NewProfilePic
I come back to Twitter after a couple of days, and all of a sudden we
How. Dare. You. https://t.co/OlNK8Crxsr
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Why is our cluster always scaling up?
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@patagucci_girl https://t.co/yzECnipK07 Relevant
Also tech bros when they see a woman in the workplace https://t.co/ShWGzOtFro
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I guess it makes sense that tech bros have too much in common with Mr Burns.
I guess it makes sense that tech bros have too much in common with Mr Burns.
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@caskey But who watches the watchers?
Brain feeling too cooked to come up with more content. Tell me about the awesome shit you’ve done instead ❤️
When you get that 3am page and you forget how to turn on a laptop https://t.co/ZBlRjB7H3O
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I’m not salty
Twitter somehow ends up being the most accurate status page
Twitter somehow ends up being the most accurate status page
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@DennisCode Game recognizes game 👏
it has been scheduled" https://t.co/WBKkUkpI82
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Companies today: our systems couldn
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Had 2 typos in the last tweet. Long night.
#hugops to everyone at @awscloud fixing us-east-1 https://t.co/aMo6Z5U3Zn
#hugops to everyone at @awscloud fixing us-east-1 https://t.co/aMo6Z5U3Zn
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@BasementTrix @SandPaperSteve @neil_h_watson Everyone is on the hook when things go sideways.
Friday afternoon retros 😙👌
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@SerenaTiede I should really go back and watch FLCL
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@youngnick See you later, space cowboy
At least we have a good authn/authz story 😕 https://t.co/UrTBoD5xMz
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@keith_ng What you did there
rEaL fRoNT-eNd DeVS dOnT NeeD a fRAmEwoRk https://t.co/RZ8Km2AYNV
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@SquidDLane TIL some developers are elitists, who woulda thought
Code smells are fine when you wrap them in yaml and let a service mesh handle it
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@vtimd @theseanodell DevOps is just devs owning the yaml to their service mesh
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@Withane_Lindsey @juliancday Oh you two 😳😳
What data breach? https://t.co/5l09c6gejt
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Made one for @killedbygoogle too ❤️
Our last bachelor likes to use their lawyers to sue people for money
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@jeffbachtel Please raise a SNOW request for any memes you
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Our last bachelor likes to use their lawyers to sue people for money
Our last bachelor likes to use their lawyers to sue people for money
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@ChrisHoodAU Some people have the audacity to call them potato cakes
This is how Silicon Valley works, right? https://t.co/gp9DVXDtTj https://t.co/muSc7g7tLc
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First day at the new corporate gig 👔 https://t.co/HE4SdntLHl
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@ahidalgosre UPDATE_ROLLBACK_IN_PROGRESS - see you next year
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@ahidalgosre Try taking out the cartridge and blowing on it, works for me
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@mattstratton Have you learned about how florps are made? First, they take a dinglebop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. They take the dinglebop and they push it through the grumbo where the fleeb is rubbed against it.
OnlyFans, but for Product Managers to share their product roadmaps. OnlyGantts. https://t.co/9YNIzK72u4
Also OnlyFans but for buying cloud cost savings advice. OnlyPlans.
OnlyFans but for buying undies in the UK. OnlyPants. https://t.co/Q087V0fGbd
OnlyFans but for buying undies in the UK. OnlyPants. https://t.co/Q087V0fGbd
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@crayzeigh @mattstratton Tiktok?
I can
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@mattsipes_ @QuinnyPig brent.yaml
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@QuinnyPig @mattsipes_ I’m with Corey on this one. Lots of really good information about what to give a shit about
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@QuinnyPig Also Clojure, because it’s impossible to write bad code in it 🙄
My favorite part of the Phoenix Project is when they set up Kubernetes and all of their problems go away
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@edude03 Hence why only a little goes down 🤓
Anyone else have free merch gathering contests with their colleagues? https://t.co/dHs9TpzYJJ
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Needs more CI companies talking about it how they provide CD
There sure are a lot of monitoring companies there selling you on the three pillars of observability.
There sure are a lot of monitoring companies there selling you on the three pillars of observability.
What are you most excited to see at KubeCon? https://t.co/M9SMZ1wtDo
What are you most excited to see at KubeCon? https://t.co/M9SMZ1wtDo
Replying to @mongo_ebooks
@mongo_ebooks Sir, this is a Wendy’s
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@burdzwastaken How long until Twitter is just sassy tweets from brand accounts and novelty accounts?
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@mattstratton Definitely most of my group texts. Except that one where we just send 👋 emojis to each other
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@burdzwastaken Isn’t shitposting a job requirement for devrel?
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@decimalator @ahidalgosre That’s a big oof
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@ahidalgosre It’s edutainment
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@rhatr Root Cause: Deployed on a Friday
What
I miss in-person conferences https://t.co/ovAGKBlUtg
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@breadcentric Look, at least I had it code reviewed. But it was more than 2 lines of code so I got the immediate "LGTM 👍
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@QuinnyPig @mattstratton Quinnfluenza.
I vote for Alex to be on the next DevOps Party Games! https://t.co/X1emfTPeBS
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@justintstanley The internet works in mysterious ways
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@jeremybrown @caito_200_OK Ah yes, physical meetups - I
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@jeremybrown @caito_200_OK There is! https://t.co/ZTeWk7rZKQ
I just realised that I used the wrong its*. Twice. Now I have to live with this for the rest of my days 🙃
Something must have changed in the deploymentᵀᴹ https://t.co/LDqYf8Yrl9
Something must have changed in the deploymentᵀᴹ https://t.co/LDqYf8Yrl9
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Alright, I
Friends, I really think I jinxed myself with this one https://t.co/gyHHypvN5S
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Friends, I really think I jinxed myself with this one https://t.co/gyHHypvN5S
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@SeinfeldOps @mattstratton Seeing some 200 IQ plays. Definitely sus
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@IanColdwater Honks Against DevOps when?
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@IanColdwater @TheBeardedLlama I thought it was this https://t.co/wmsEBifKEx
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Confirmed, SimpsonsOps is the cloud. https://t.co/i0PooXMjcW
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@landownunda I think that’s a perfectly reasonable opinion
Exhausted us-east-1 (which isn’t hard to do) https://t.co/73jvsfeNu4
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@seakoz @QuinnyPig Seems fine to me 😏
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@blatanterror @QuinnyPig Notoriously underdressed
Literally been reading this during lunch and saw that @nora_js just followed 😳
It truly is the golden age of great technical content 😍 https://t.co/uPLyAeWZSy
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@devblackops @QuinnyPig I think you
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@QuinnyPig @caskey I forgot you had these. That wooden box is amazing, though!
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@caskey @QuinnyPig I need an answer to this! It
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@jhulten @QuinnyPig @mattstratton For shame, @mattstratton
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@bequinning @QuinnyPig Wait, you
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@samcoren @QuinnyPig Always punch up!
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@hotgazpacho @QuinnyPig So wholesome! We don
@QuinnyPig does Gourmet Makes. I would pay to watch this! https://t.co/kzJP2ZnGAq
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@MrThomasRayner @QuinnyPig I also like his Oracle tweets
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@SerenaTiede @QuinnyPig Yes! This is amazing!
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@mattstratton @QuinnyPig That guy with the amazing hair, tho ❤️
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@wcgallego @mattstratton @QuinnyPig Poor Snowball 🥺
😂 this is great! https://t.co/mkfRBu7uNw
Due to popular demand, this account is now a @QuinnyPig stan account. Reply to this with your favorite thing about 👑 Corey Quinn 👑
👀 https://t.co/akjokgYocL https://t.co/UgMmsarngr
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To verify that your potential cloud economist is legit, always ask them if Route 53 is a database https://t.co/mAeXPYAI11
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So @YouTube is currently Moe. https://t.co/HOw2IAugBv
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@neil_h_watson And they don’t stop coming
Don’t forget to give your juniors words of encouragement when they’re on-call https://t.co/tj3kVldkPY
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FYI @awscloud you really shouldn
I’ll stop bashing on Kubernetes when you stop proposing it as a solution to a problem you don’t have
When DNS goes down in Kubernetes and you find out just how much of your shit broke https://t.co/ziEIJOoWqd
I don’t have a devops meme for you today, since I want to celebrate with you all! Congrats to our friends across the pond ❤️
PSA: think before you use the word "just" https://t.co/XVtfTwhwr3
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Be like James https://t.co/l4nQczbNi4
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@falican @jim_healy @fowlcomics @blueynocontext Omg I needed this
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@jim_healy Depends. How many deploys to production are too many? 😏
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@justintstanley I am but a simple human
Reposted because I forgot to add alt text. Apologies 🙏
You kids and your newfangled ways of keeping things secure on the internet
You kids and your newfangled ways of keeping things secure on the internet
You fancy kids and your newfangled ways of keeping things secure on the internet
Kubernetes is so easy! It only takes like 5 minutes to setup ..wait all your apps _are_ stateless right?
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@DunnOps Living the life it seems 😂
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@codegumbo Quite the death stare Conway has 😱
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@bcnzer Some purr programming, you say?
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@alonsomitza Why hello there Galleta!
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@vtimd Aaaaah! You have so many pets to cuddle!
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@amateurmemetics Hello Millie! 👋
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@dnorton They have the kindest eyes! Someone takes good care of them ❤️
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@ThatTJTelan Such a cheeky look on Fig
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@dan__irl__ Those ears! That face! 😍 very cute puppy you have there
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@Kaos_twitteando Here you go Cuco, you dropped this 👑
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@AndyTechDad I knew cats were evil
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@mtdoak Gabby deserves all of the sleeps
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@nachogon_ Oh my! Teddy looks so cuddly!
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@MountRoyalAudio Have you considered the fact that your cat may in fact be a dog?
DevOps Twitter, show us your pets! Here are our dogs Cloud (left) and Lola (right) enjoying the Southern Hemisphere https://t.co/uQPqoKLXdG
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@SeinfeldOps @GaryFlynnAU @vtimd @envZero We love you too @SeinfeldOps ❤️
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@IanColdwater I thought Twitter was a professional network.
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@Russell4Linux Get in the kiln
Vote @SimpsonsOps, then go out and vote! https://t.co/iILdoa003q
Tim says we
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@RabbiDevops On the contrary, if you read Accelerate/DORA report by @nicolefv, short feature lead time and higher deployment frequency are indicative of high performing teams
Not long to go until this fundraiser ends, but please consider donating! It
There are rumors of those who can even deploy on Fridays https://t.co/uS1VJMo3iZ
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When the multi-cloud pitch backfires https://t.co/caaTmlLJGf
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Held off on a steamed hams meme for so long. Everyone has their weak moments.
If you
If you
You should really doCKeRizE that
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@VodBox_IO Awesome, thank you! ❤️
All memes in image format from now on will have associated alt text, so please do pull us up if you find that it
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@vtimd kubectl apply -f 2020-fix.yml
Our devs don
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@RabBrucesSpider Hey Rab, apologies for the lack of image descriptions, we
This happens to me at least 23 times a day.
To everyone telling me how to access my billing breakdown, it
Billing statement: $3.00 Where is it? What is it? I guess it
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@developerjack Meme accounts are people too!
@flowblok I knew there was a good reason I liked you more than @developerjack
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@flowblok I knew there was a good reason I liked you more than @developerjack
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@deybhayden You continue to be one of my favourite followers
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@vtimd Please stream it on twitch so we can all watch you struggle to find out
Billing statement: $3.00 Where is it? What is it? I guess it
#VerifyIanColdwater dammit! https://t.co/RkKme06OCg
Now make sure the post incident review ensures this never happens again!
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@StegerPatrick @ServerlessMom @akosma @Lascorbe @burrsutter @kelseyhightower @sheenbrisals @tmclaughbos @FarrahC32 @jeremy_daly @mipsytipsy @QuinnyPig @thenewstack @ChrisShort @mattstratton @bgracely @patrickdebois Do the opposite of what I post and you
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@slace You son of a bitch, I
There
Yellow looking kinda sus. It
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@davecheney Masterfoods Tomato sauce wins this one for me
Simpsons Against Big Data incoming 😅 https://t.co/7SLB1b6HoK
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@TheBBQDev Followed, so I can unfollow
Also cropped this if anyone wants this for reasons
Ah yes, DevOps Transformations
Ah yes, DevOps Transformations
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@postmodern_mod3 Also please refer to https://t.co/AGq2j1hM1h
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@FoodyBrian @GCPSupport Frinkiac has a "make gif" feature that should let you caption your own ☺️
I did forget to mention one cloud. Here you go @GCPSupport you dropped this 👑 https://t.co/H9AdN7jChW
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@DoerrfeldBill Welcome to the cult, @QuinnyPig is our leader
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@phenomnominal @raquelxmoss Why thankyou beautiful people 🙏🎃
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@DivineOps Alright, Sasha 🎃 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑚
Gotta bash the cloud to get the clout https://t.co/3ZZ3tSv18A
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When you get that slack message at 5pm on a Friday 😡 https://t.co/HwCEqLs2ZG
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@jackdcasey High quality memes 😙👌
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@sheldon_hull @mrmiller1972 Bingo!
Seriously though, it just started out as something fun to do as a bit of a distraction. All of you have been wonderful, and we
You
You
A wise man once told me: "The
Tech bros: "oh we only hire based on merit" Also tech bros: https://t.co/YR0C8dMpV8
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@mrmiller1972 Yeah, we use that for most of our memes 😁
It hurts me every time I have to misspell "favourite
Alright, let
Alright, let
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@davecheney I thought I could trust you, Dave https://t.co/5TlJvq04qV
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Who would have thought that making Simpsons memes about DevOps daily would be this hard while also trying to do a day job. Should we keep going daily? Or maybe bump it down to a couple of times a week?
Go on-call, they said! It will be fun, they said! https://t.co/fgVuiScevx
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https://t.co/A5OMpmB9Nf https://t.co/hvvTow78Ku
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@iamgregganz @QuinnyPig The frogurt is also cursed
The only "free tier" service you should be using is Route 53 as a database https://t.co/iIZQOzhsz8
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This is amazing https://t.co/Y2EWfJOneV
An ideology isn
An ideology isn
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@mattstratton Prepare yourself for ＤＯＵＢＬＥ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＮＫＳ ＤＯＵＢＬＥ ＴＨＥ ＨＥＬＩＣＯＰＴＥＲＳ Keep your Kube Clusters hidden; Keep your Kube Clusters safe. @IanColdwater in "Look me up baby, you
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@QuinnyPig @ReinH Keep those opinions safe https://t.co/0k77BPbK0m
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Narrator: "Building a kubernetes cluster was inevitable
What is this documenting you speak of https://t.co/37muTomuFd
Any yam lovers? https://t.co/8l71e7IzFT
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#NewProfilePic
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@RAGSdale619 Oh yeah, because DevOps is apparently a team now
how it started how it’s going (2009) (2020) (Credit to @mattstratton for the Bart v Lisa idea)
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@dweomer @bradmac_nz @puck Love a bit of yaml gatekeeping to start the day 😙👌
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@NickJosevski @cvandal1985 :chef-rip:
You made this infra? I made this infra.
Vendors explaining what you get when they breach SLAs https://t.co/wjiS55KyYI
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If you get your code reviewed, I just assume you are a junior. https://t.co/ZS52WDb3uc
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Oh how I miss that conf vibe https://t.co/DOnavpg7Iz
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Regurgitating an old meme for new dumb takes. https://t.co/1HGJJLb3kx https://t.co/gFL6t6OHSx
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I
I swear that hotfix worked on my machine. https://t.co/Xpiul1xQ19
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Getting angry at the shitty code we
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@chrishutchinson This is fantastic 😂
A tapping sign sounds like a great investment tbh https://t.co/09FVnn2fV6
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Free stuff? Sickening. https://t.co/AK3BF0uHWM
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When devs aren
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@vaficionado The sugar ball is ansible
#hugops to @datadoghq ❤️ https://t.co/cVfGFORYdm
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More whitespace than a YAML file (joke shamelessly stolen from @QuinnyPig) https://t.co/EqYwERzd5J
Also read: it was DNS
Talking to that one person who knows how all the microservices in your company work. https://t.co/VJ5MkNDT5s
Talking to that one person who knows how all the microservices in your company work. https://t.co/VJ5MkNDT5s
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@quasi42 No intentions of doing either 😊
15k followers! 🎉 Big thanks to everyone who has followed the account and contributed content over the last couple of months! (Is this where I sell out and sell you merch? How about sponsored tweets? 😂) https://t.co/lkRAjlHep2
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Next time your parents ask you what you spend 90% of your time doing, just send them this. The other 10% is fiddling with yaml. https://t.co/p8sr728BTG
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We got hit by a DDoS" - Followed by a discreet blog post correcting themselves. PR people, take notes 😎 https://t.co/kIx7eEHeLz
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Will be taking a break from posting this weekend. RIP RBG 😓 Take care, y
https://t.co/HOo9UE7oWf https://t.co/2ViwZqgLUA
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pls disregard if you
Keep that GitHub activity graph nice and green https://t.co/nKcJmv0woh https://t.co/4ggpHVpR8i
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Serves you right for experimenting on your personal account. Even worse when you have to do the USD->AUD conversion
@olearycrew @mattstratton You are more _and_ less convinced
@olearycrew @mattstratton The answer is yes
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@olearycrew @mattstratton The answer is yes
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@AngelaTidwell @codegumbo Just look for the people nodding at each other https://t.co/i9RhWu5Ozn
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@mattstratton I guess we know who stole the lemon tree
This show is great, and if you don
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@codegumbo Oh, hey Stu 👋 I guess you
What we wanted DevOps to be: "Dev and Ops working together to create business value faster and more reliably" What we got: https://t.co/QWEoOlpmTQ
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Fin. (2/2) https://t.co/QRt826djln
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Simpsons Against DevOps presents: A meme in two parts (1/2)
Simpsons Against DevOps presents: A meme in two parts (1/2)
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@gleninmpls Roadmap items != Endorsement
Migration roadmap 👇 On-prem -> EC2 -> ECS -> Swarm -> Nomad -> K8s -> K8s on-prem https://t.co/SnkG1ZY2pK
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@mehyedes Ah Hackernews, the Shelbyville of websites
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@XXICitizen Goes to show that if you throw enough shit at the wall, something will eventually stick.
Well deserved https://t.co/pEu6QkYLqh
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One of those days
Fuck, those are big shoes to fill. Better turn the snark up a bit then. https://t.co/ad3lqxI2kY
If there
Gil, my friend. The trick with BI is to sell it to the execs before the people who actually have to implement and use it get a chance to shoot it down 🤓 https://t.co/plbiZtdJBe
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Not many of us have a PhD in truthposting 😍 https://t.co/Oe5NPReNbz
@pczarkowski is definitely an underated shitposter https://t.co/dRVc7K2U62
@Dixie3Flatline shitposter and esports fan! What
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@mattstratton @abbyfuller @ctrlshifti @IanColdwater https://t.co/mFq2kTWqLD
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P.S. I am not @mattstratton
Who are some of your favorite tech shitposters? Let
Who are some of your favorite tech shitposters? Let
I hope I get extended warranty on my multi-cloud https://t.co/zgC9XJPPgn
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@_tedK I see what you did there
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@dashaun @dav1dc @littleidea @bryanl No, DevOps started when 17 dudes went to a snow resort and made a lis- wait nvm I
@davecheney This is a trick question, the answer is deploy and find out
#golang pop quiz: does this program compile? package main import ( "fmt" ) const string = 2 func f() [string]int { return [...]int{string:0} } func main() { fmt.Println(f()) }
Who is @SimpsonsOps anyway!?
Remember when DevOps did Ruby? I remember every time I touch an old codebase https://t.co/ddCLrtLMA6
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@RAGSdale619 Fear is a pretty great teacher https://t.co/Js6T8aDcRe
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I remember when a senior engineer said something like this to me. I actually find these events helpful in learning and growing, however they are terror inducing at the moment. https://t.co/Uhh7ifF4ZT
@guillermoleale Worst year so far
@IanColdwater ｈｏｎｋ
I
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@DivineOps @mattstratton Hello, winner of the 10k follower race against @mattstratton 👋
You
Don
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@brotheraaronn Hardest facts so far
When the junior on the team has to deal with their first major on-call incident
Ah it
This is me, but at job interviews. I want to hear your interview horror stories! https://t.co/EEnYikhPX8
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GCP product management in a nutshell @GCPsupport pls help 🥺 👉👈 https://t.co/o8g3rggBle
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@datamattsson @memenetes The CNCF has moon pie tbh https://t.co/OkvfcYvfZq
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Also thank you to @Dixie3Flatline for taking time out of your day to be there for everyone 💕
Huge thanks to @austinlparker and @TheKaterTot for running my favorite event in tech ❤️ #DIDevOps The talks by @shelbyspees, @mononcqc, and @richburroughs were all amazing and you should follow them!
Huge thanks to @austinlparker and @TheKaterTot for running my favorite event in tech ❤️ #DIDevOps The talks by @shelbyspees, @mononcqc, and @richburroughs were all amazing and you should follow them!
Huge thanks to @austinlparker and @TheKaterTot for running my favorite event in tech ❤️ The talks by @shelbyspees, @mononcqc, and @richburroughs were all amazing and you should follow them!
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@mattstratton @StegerPatrick @Dixie3Flatline It was a super exciting reveal for everyone involved.
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@IanColdwater @mattstratton @caito_200_OK https://t.co/Ar2HZwcE3a
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@IanColdwater @caito_200_OK @mattstratton Tbh I should have ranked by best shitposts and made you #1 I was a silly billy and ranked by "most accused of being SimpsonsOps
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@IanColdwater @caito_200_OK You seeing this @mattstratton? The audacity
What
Excited to be taking part in this! 😊 With all of the awesome speakers (not including me), you
When ops commit their YAML to a VCS for the first time. meme by @davecheney
Poor Ralph had never even heard of a DORA report before today https://t.co/Sk1i6WmBl1
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is it laminated tho? https://t.co/vGcWFwp19x
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obligatory https://t.co/NidhXtZN5m
When leadership are briefed on the pentest findings https://t.co/db313BvXH1
When leadership are briefed on the pentest findings https://t.co/db313BvXH1
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Thanks, buddy 🤗 always open to feedback https://t.co/UANCCETd3L https://t.co/MSHDyUKsJU
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Should we set the threshold to minimum 10k followers? Sorry @mattstratton 😈
Fuck it, you know what? I don
Fuck it, you know what? I don
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@maltengo @SwiftOnSecurity Not sure we
Everyone loves picking on the person on call. @davecheney coming through with some 🌶 memes https://t.co/Mpo3n1nIy3
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@mattstratton https://t.co/7h02oCFejz
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In case you were wondering, *I* am your favorite shitposter. Accept no substitute. https://t.co/Xo9tNsJodt
But... what if I’m already the actual poster of this account? 🧐 https://t.co/7VqbMxUXSt
15k followers and I
Also, the root cause is a lie
I prefer @allspaw
I prefer @allspaw
Science has gone too far https://t.co/fn44lhM92x
Not all heroes wear capes <3
@mattstratton @crayzeigh @QuinnyPig @Dixie3Flatline All @Dixie3Flatline can see right now
@SimpsonsOps @crayzeigh @QuinnyPig @Dixie3Flatline is very confused right now
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@mattstratton @crayzeigh @QuinnyPig 15k and I
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@hkiang01 You must be fun at parties. https://t.co/b0GzTlrcHs
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@davecheney Only if Pagerduty plays Classical Gas
Whoa 10k followers! 😳 https://t.co/gZZj6v6oPj
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@Dixie3Flatline @mattstratton Can confirm
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half
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@thatbilloakley @dailysimpsons @VICE You take that back
Shadowing the primary on-call before your first shift 😰
It
@slace Loved Michael Caton in The Castle
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@The_Resisty i hear emacs has a macro to turn it into a decent editor
@slace hi where
Woohoo!
Shoulda used emacs, I hear it has a macro for exiting vim
Oh you like #KubeCon? Name your five favorite pods https://t.co/KQfwElTaH0
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@MountRoyalAudio You say meantime as if anyone has ever successfully worked through their outstanding // TODO items
Why invest in observability when you can invest in tape?
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@redvoid @EmilStolarsky You had an entire role that was just called config mgmt? https://t.co/ywlrc6Dk3g
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@poiThePoi @iamrecruitr pls confirm
You should have SRE, Devops, and Site Reliability Engineer in your resume. Yes, SRE and Site Reliability Engineer are different strings. https://t.co/CcVJunvGVp
Putting it in your title on LinkedIn is good SEO for your profile tho
When the overzealous ops person didn
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@austinlparker @richburroughs @shelbyspees @mononcqc Imagine if @mattstratton could finally find out who I am 😳
Blameless, obviously
🔘polygraphs at every post-mortem 👋
🔘polygraphs at every post-mortem 👋
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@Tre_Animation @Simpsons_tweets Could be something to do with Burns hating sideburns https://t.co/FYIgHWYdL3
@mattstratton Enjoy your time in the woods 💕 https://t.co/i8ts1ASCrT
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Friends please don’t worry about me right now - I’m okay, just frustrated but also having a really good time in the woods with my kiddos!
DevOps can be bought. Change my mind.
When you realize on your first day 🚪 https://t.co/RouSIea0Jj
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@datagoon @HardDriveMag @jfslowik Worth it
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@hhopk now do "old man yells at houston
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@sgillies @nixzusehen Sometimes when I miss installing every dependency under the sun I run mvn clean install on a legacy project
Hey now, we yell at other things too https://t.co/7pLpKAeSUv
What are you getting for imagination devops? Wrong answers only.
looking forward to the "um actually" reply guys on this one 🍿
Every time sales hits you up on LinkedIn
Y
Hmmm this isn
Every ops team trying to "do agile" https://t.co/q2usg7ygsh
Every ops team trying to "do agile" https://t.co/q2usg7ygsh
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Anyone else heard of this mesh thing @kelseyhightower is talking about?
Misconfigured my liveness probe again
but if everything is a sev 1, nothing is a sev 1 🤯🤯🤯
that
In a world where DevOps is the infra you run on and not the culture you promote, you get this
we deploy 50 times a day btw 😌
This truly is the golden age of DevOps shitposting
@SeinfeldOps https://t.co/kNuC7Yg7gk
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A meme account for the rest of us! https://t.co/ScehdtaAdg
I would personally love SeinfeldOps (someone make this happens please 🙏) https://t.co/SIHE1czyZ9
@olearycrew @FuturamaOps “We Used To Make Shit In This Company Build Shit. Now We Just Put Our Hand In The Next Vendor’s Pocket.
@SimpsonsOps @FuturamaOps What’s next tho? The Wire DevOps?
@olearycrew @FuturamaOps https://t.co/HOy0zO7atO
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There is now @SimpsonsOps AND @FuturamaOps?!?
Looks like we
Anyone else encountered one of these DevOps anti-patterns?
@towernter ❤️ https://t.co/IhXASrRNf1
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@SimpsonsOps I see you have an amazing account
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@towernter Making memes keeps me distracted
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@vGazza @QuinnyPig When SysAdmins stop calling themselves SREs
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@ex_east_coaster Who hurt you?
Wishing our friends on call this weekend a quiet one
@austinlparker @jaydestro @Dixie3Flatline We
@jaydestro @Dixie3Flatline and the second topic will be blowing the lid off the @SimpsonsOps mystery
@bashtoni Error calculating response: TypeError: Unable to get property
Calling it now; in a few weeks it
Well obviously _we
This is your best one yet @NickBenthem https://t.co/ia8t9TckG6
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@tmclaughbos @cloud_opinion For all you know @cloud_opinion and I could be the same person
There
Nice.
This. I like this. https://t.co/M1a1cnAnvm
Send proof of successful digital transformations. I
@Jobaria1 Thanks buddy
Never seen an account kill it right out of the gate like @SimpsonsOps. Whoever this clearly just laid off guy is, know you are following God
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@vaficionado @QuinnyPig Fuckin
Trying out this whole snark thing to see how it makes @QuinnyPig feel Not gonna lie, feels pretty good. https://t.co/7OG5v6Gubv
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wHY wOuLD wE wANt dOWnTImE?!
This k8s shit is easy https://t.co/4Qs6kNgCBL
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When you get pinged by someone in marketing *gulp*
@RAGSdale619 10/10 would eat.
Something something Flanders
I may have to manage 1500 lambdas for user authentication with Cognito, but at least I don
Wise move sir https://t.co/bas2KmaoaE
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Homer was using @pagerduty before it was cool
@NickBenthem Please see https://t.co/cz2UdqfdJC For sequel
Replying to @SimpsonsOps
@brotheraaronn *cries in systemctl*
Good parents don
Well, we haven
Nothing that can
@bikthor Ah so you
YAML is the most hideous thing ever invented https://t.co/DFDutNF3oP
🔥🔥 LoL xDDDD hE sAId tHe THiNg! https://t.co/zHaRhr7rZi
This was my entire week… with a small dab of AWS CLI https://t.co/ld2MmzaSpk
@opsmensch <3
The love is real. https://t.co/NxyE9aknSE
The truth hurts :(
Don
This account is basically run by Willie. @gazzinnaro coming through with a spicy one 🔥
@gazzinnaro coming through with a spicy one 🔥 This account is basically run by Willie.
@BjoernWendland https://t.co/XPq3hCnVDH
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As PO of a product that internally exposes all our ~1500-ish #microservices I have to agree: We. Need. More. Microservices. NOW! https://t.co/Fwf22uRZQY
Thank you @nixzusehen for the excellent contribution 🔥 The microservices will continue until morale improves.
DevOps consultants, take notes 👇
If you haven
bUt gOoGLe dOeS iT
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@Brian_Payne2 the future is now
bUt gOoGLe dOeS iT
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@andrewbrown oh whoops, this one was a banger too 🔥 (fixed) https://t.co/jq2fnU9S9Q
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#hugops to all of our friends on-call this weekend
@mattstratton @QuinnyPig @Dixie3Flatline @TheJewberwocky Corey isn
@SimpsonsOps @QuinnyPig @Dixie3Flatline @TheJewberwocky Corey can’t make that many tweets without at least one pun slipping through
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@QuinnyPig @mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline @TheJewberwocky What if it
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@mattstratton https://t.co/FrjSqSSqsz
Top five makeout songs - go!
I
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@ming_codes @stefanpenner That just XML with extra steps
@connectChris Better your heart breaking than CoreDNS
I
@rorydevs A true tragedy 😢
i want to share these with my team, but they
Hitting 500 followers as a new account! 🎉 https://t.co/7GVNdwPriH
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@technicaltuna @QuinnyPig @memenetes my dear friend billy you mean?
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@aakriti_1012 @QuinnyPig We would hope so
That
Hey, at least it
When you use this during your next incident, don
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@Priest @developerjack I love J.K. Simmons ❤️
🌶️ meme right here. Don
This is how I keep myself employed.
@terrajobst Bob isn
I’m very disappointed seeing people I respect liking tweets by uncle bob
Can
@memenetes might appreciate this one
As a new shitposting account, I should probably submit my credentials.